Conflicting reports from conflicting scientists have left many confused on how effective masks really are, but will no longer be the case.

The Velvet Hamster’s crack team of scientist reporters can now confirm that your opinion on masks is correct, whatever it is.

“You’ve been right all along,” Said Dr. Horace Cirencia. “Science has now proven, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the people on the other side of the issue are wrong and you have been vindicated. We recommend posting on social media about how stupid those others are in order to spread awareness.”

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