A new report this morning found that an overwhelming number of Americans missed President Joe Biden’s address or whatever that was last night, and that most don’t really care.
It’s unclear what the address was on – as the Hamster missed it as well – but Americans polled are generally happy that they did so, as they don’t care about whatever the topic was. Those polled listed eating, watching baseball and scrolling through TikTok as alternatives to watching whatever the speech was about.
The Biden administration did not return requests to comment on whatever the speech was on, and we really don’t care