Many in the neighborhood can confirm Sunday that the Easter Bunny definitely didn’t sanitize his hands in between houses, a seemingly irresponsible decision.
Parents were hoping the Easter Bunny would take additional steps for cleanliness given COVID-19, with many even asking for curbside pickup of baskets. The news that the Easter Bunny has not been washing his hands and is not even wearing a mask will be disappointing to many.
“I’m not letting that sick fuck in my house,” a parent said on the condition of anonymity. “It’s going to be difficult to tell my kids no baskets this year, but Cadbury eggs aren’t worth corona.”
The Easter Bunny is still deemed an essential worker in most states.