Sources confirmed to the Hamster Saturday morning that the country is indeed not ready for any of this shit coming, whether the shit concludes in November, January or sometime after that.

The shit has been accumulating for years and accelerated this year, and is now certainly about to intensify based on recent events. People of all walks of life – and especially those most even-keeled – are starting to feel the anxiety of more of the shit. The Hamster cannot find any reason to think it could stop.

Sources added at this time, drinking, eating pizza and not caring is the best remedy.