For the queen’s 94th birthday, she had a zoom this morning with the family members who have not yet brought shame upon the house of Windsor.

Prince William and his wife Kate along with their 3 children were on the call as well as the queen’s son Prince Edward and his wife Sophie. Even Prince Charles and Camilla, once at the center of a scandal that rocked the monarchy, were welcomed on the call as were Princess Anne, her children, and grandchildren.

Sources close to the crown tell us that Epstein friend Prince Andrew and formerly-royal Meghan and Harry were given a fake dial-in code that took them to a blank screen.