The entire nation collectively said Monday that it’s longing for the much simpler time it was most angry President Trump shot paper towels like basketballs.
With a tense election, the coronavirus pandemic and murder hornets or some shit, people of all stripes all across the country are stressed. When Trump shot paper towels like basketballs, though, it was inappropriate but ultimately harmless to their day to day activities. COVID, on the other hand, is more harmful.
Once the election is over and a vaccine is available, the nation is looking forward to hoping Trump or Joe Biden does something goofy we can pretend to be outraged about for a few hours.