A new report from science today shows murder hornets – once a fear in everyone’s mind – are extra pissed now that they’ve become old news to most people.
Researchers have found that murder hornets – if they’re out there somewhere – are ready to murder (how they got their name, murder hornets) extra murdery now, since people are no longer taking the threat seriously as they’ve moved on to issues like police brutality and an asteroid coming toward earth. The lack of attention has murder hornets “fucking pissed,” scientifically speaking.
The Hamster confirmed people will probably forget about this, too, in a week or so.