Sleep deprived and shaking from the six Red Bulls he had the night before, Special Counsel Robert Mueller told sources close to him Sunday that he forgot his report was due for a while, and crammed the last night to finish it.
“Truthfully, I was caught up playing 2K with some friends for hours,” Mueller reportedly said. “Before I knew it, it was 11 p.m. and I hadn’t even opened Microsoft Word.”
Sources also confirmed Mueller made all periods and commas a 14-point font to make the report longer than it seemed.