A local woman who did not receive a Valentine last week is still holding out hope that the object of her affection simply adheres to a different calendar.

“I know the orthodox schedule is like a week behind, so I’ll probably still get something,” she told the Hamster in confidence. “Maybe. Yeah, no, for sure.” 

The woman in question has no reason to believe the man is orthodox, or that there is an orthodox calendar that views Valentine’s Day differently.