An Ohio man and his longtime dreams and aspirations have mutually agreed to give up on each other, the Hamster confirmed late Tuesday.
Tyler Larrington of Middletown long aspired to one day be an astronaut or perhaps a professional baseball player. Now a junior-level software engineer, Larrington made sure to make the point to reporters that the decision to give up was mutually agreed upon.
“This wasn’t all one sided,” he said. “My dreams and I were both feeling ready to give up on each other, so it was just time.”
Asked what he was going to do next, Larrington shrugged and said “meh.”