In a beautiful display to celebrate President’s Day, President Joe Biden honored himself and all the other living presidents with an inspiring celebratory drone strike.
The Biden administration launched several missiles from unmanned drones into homes, parks and wherever else people don’t care about in order to honor the holiday. The president said this seemed like the safest way to celebrate given the pandemic.
“We couldn’t celebrate in person, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t celebrate,” Biden said. “I hope everyone can stay home and launch drone strikes to family and friends. And wear a mask. We all love drones but make sure you wear the mask to stay safe from the thing when you’re out dodging the missiles and ya know.”
Presidents Bush, Clinton and Obama all applauded Biden’s gesture over Zoom, and will be launching their own drone strikes later tonight.