Welcome to Hamsterscopes. The Hamster has looked into the stars to tell you what to expect in the next week.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18): This week, you will find the shower hits the right temperature just as you’re ready to get out.
Pisces (February 19- March 20): You will not know which tab is playing that ad in the days ahead.
Aries (March 21-April 19): The weather report this week will not accurately reflect reality.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will forget to water your plants again this week
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Be prepared to encounter bad grammar in the upcoming days.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): While stubbing your toe this week will not cause any permanent injury, it will definitely hurt.
Leo (July 23-August 22): You will have to create a new password for that website this week. Again.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Prepare to fight with overly-difficult packaging ahead.
Libra (September 23-October 22): You will need to empty the lint trap in your drier this week.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21): This week, you will wave to an acquaintance only to realize that it was somebody else.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): The commercials will be too loud and the show too quiet this week.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19): Your social media time will be disrupted when somebody calls you and you have to wait for it to stop so you can pretend you didn’t have your phone on you.