Descendants of Guy Fawkes have served Antifa with a cease and desist order, requiring that they stop wearing masks that defame their famous ancestor.

Fawkes is known for plotting to blow up the Houses of Parliament, including King James I, and it is thought that Antifa’s behavior will harm his reputation.

“I see Antifa breaking windows, hurting innocent people, and being completely unwilling to let others be heard. We can’t let the Fawkes name be dragged into that,” said ancestor Frank Fawkes. 

Antifa responded to request for content with a smoke bomb to the Velvet Hamster newsroom.