Sources from the kitchen have reported that an alleged full garbage will actually take a few more items if pushed down hard enough.

Conflicting reports suggested it’s time to take the trash out, but in fact if the pizza box and Starbucks cup sitting on the top are just pushed down with a little oompf, a few more items can fit. This helps to not burn a new garbage bag, and the smell isn’t as bad as it seems.

This garbage status should continue another day or so, or until things start falling out.