Unsure of what to celebrate today, a local man has been arrested for nailing 95 anti-racist memes, which he calls his “theses” to various doors around the city.
Bob Allbrecht, 47, said he just wanted to cover his bases.
“I thought it was Martin Luther King, Jr Day, but then people just started saying MLK, and I don’t even know what his dad did, and then some people were like ‘hey, no work Monday because of Martin Luther’ and I didn’t know what to do.”
Allbrecht nailed theses “theses” to seemingly random locations including Famous Footwear, IHOP, HomeGoods, Jiffy Lube and Edible Arrangements.