Before calling a lid at 12:02 this morning, presidential hopeful Joe Biden told The Velvet Hamster that he is not concerned about Tuesday’s debate.

 “After intense study of the issues and preparation with my team, I can say with certainty that I am ready to debate Spiro Agnew tomorrow,” Biden said. 

When reminded that he is debating current president Donald Trump, Biden replied “you can take that to the bank, Jack.” 

Velvet Hamster will update you on the debate as it unfolds.