Sources admit to the Hamster Tuesday morning that coffee is definitely the best part of each day, so it’s almost certainly downhill from here.
That first cup of coffee breaking you out of your groggy morning state is a jolt of new life. The second one is also nice, but soon after you come to the realization that the rest of the day is full of meetings, emptiness and questioning your existence until you have coffee again the next morning.
The Hamster recommends spacing out your coffee throughout the day to interrupt feelings of existential dread.