After unveiling the Census Cowboy and her ‘Rona Destroyer’ characters, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot announced Friday that ‘Gun Violence Godzilla’ will now head to high-crime areas to promote safety.
“It’s time we took gun violence and crime in our city seriously,” Lightfoot, said with the Godzilla theme song beginning to play. “That’s why I am announcing today that the ‘Gun Violence Godzilla’ is coming to any neighborhood where shootings are on the rise. That’s right, the king of the monsters. Rawr.”
Sources early Friday morning said ‘Gun Violence Godzilla’ was last seen sprinting across the Indiana border.