CDC recommends drinking Dos Equis to avoid coronavirus

As the first reported case of Coronavirus hit the U.S. this week, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention is recommending everyone drink Dos Equis to try to avoid catching it.

“This is a very serious situation,” said Robert Redfield, director of the CDC. “We recommend everyone pound at least a six pack of Dos Equis a day to combat it. Tecate can work in a pinch.”

Redfield further stressed that we won’t always avoid Coronavirus, but when we do it will be because we drank Dos Equis.

The Hamster reporters have done their part today, slamming 48 Dos Equis this afternoon.