The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are adding to their new recommendations for vaccinated people, suggesting that not only can they shed their masks, they should also grab a beer and shotgun that shit.
These new recommendations are based off new indisputable science from new indisputable research based off numbers. With that solid new evidence, the CDC is saying it is likely safe for vaccinated people to let fucking loose.
“We believe it is perfectly safe whether indoors or outdoors and in a group, that vaccinated people can shed their mask, grab a beer and shotgun that motherfucker,” CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said. “This new science tells us it is now safe to get completely sauced.”
The Hamster is taking this recommendation and science very seriously.