Sen. Ted Cruz has had a devastating week vacationing in Cancun, as the resort he is staying at has mixed up his drink order multiple times – once with big grains of salt on the rim of his margarita.
“I asked for a mai tai and they gave me a piña colada,” Cruz told the Hamster. “And I asked for no salt – no salt on the margarita – but it had salt on it. Big grains of salt, floating in the glass.”
“And yes, I won’t be leaving a tip, ’cause I could shut this whole resort down,” Cruz continued emphatically. “I’ll take my traveler’s checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.”
Cruz right now is reportedly weighing his options between setting the resort on fire and returning home to Texas, where millions of people have struggled without power in bitterly cold temperatures.