The Biden camp has called a li today through Kamala Harris’ inauguration.

This means that Biden will not interact with any media until Wednesday, January 20 at the earliest. While Joe Biden told the Velvet Hamster this is because “Those rat bastard commies with my son’s leg hair well, see, here’s the deal: Kamala is a beautiful lady and taxes are good for economic and that’s a fact, Corn Pop.” 

His camp insists that this statement was clear and the lid has nothing to do with son Hunter Biden’s laptop featuring evidence of collusion with a foreign oligarchy as well as a lot of drugs. They also insist it has nothing to do with Biden making statements like the one above.