President Joe Biden has agreed to a bipartisan bill a group of senators have introduced that will provide $600 billion to choo choos, vroom vrooms and bridges among things.
The clunkily-named bill is the product of bipartisan work, and is a major development in choo choo vroom vroom spending. While it doesn’t have anything the president wants, Biden was pleased with the bipartisan effort.
“We have a crumbling choo choo vroom vroom system,” Biden said. “We need to repair our bridges, choo choo tracks, and roads to go vrooooooooom. This bill does that.”
Lawmakers will now figure out how to pay for the bill, with the most likely option being money printer go burrrrrrrrr.