In another plot twist to a growing conspiracy theory, a rogue postal employee was seen Monday hauling away postal boxes yelling “it’s because the mail never stops!” to much confusion.
It’s unclear what the postal employee’s goal was or if he was at all linked to the Trump administration or anyone of authority really, but speculation is growing in conspiracies on the left. The employee’s entire rant made little sense to those who heard it.
“Because the mail never stops,” the anonymous employee was heard saying. “It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there’s never a let-up. It’s relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it’s *Publisher’s Clearing House* day!!!”
Empty soda bottles were also seen in his truck.