A source confirmed Tuesday that just pointing at the French sounding menu item that’s hard to pronounce is the best course of action, instead of trying to say it and potentially embarrass oneself.

Our source also said an option was just ordering something easy to pronounce like salmon or chicken parmesan, but after careful consideration it was deemed acceptable to point at something like a 5 year old.

The Hamster can not confirm if the waiter is judging you.