In a tragic mistake, President Donald Trump has accidentally ordered nuclear strikes against Greenland and purchased a hurricane.
This was directly the opposite of his intention, which was to purchase Greenland from Denmark and nuke any hurricane that threatened the United States. The confusion came as he began mixing up his own tweets, and seemingly talking himself into both being a good idea.
Many expressed their disbelief on social media, while fans of the president called the moves genius. Alyssa Milano chimed in, pointing out that this tragedy is just like “The Handmaid’s Tale” but neglected to point out any similarities.