Sources have confirmed to the Hamster early Monday morning that the worst part of your day is probably yet to come, but certainly will come at some point today.

Given the small sample size of the day so far – and that the biggest hurdle yet today was waking up early – odds are likely that something worse and potentially kind of shitty will happen at some point before the day ends. It could be something shitty at work or perhaps on your way home or perhaps even a cooking mishap this evening.

Stay tuned at the Hamster will have more on this as it stays in touch with its sources.